So the mighty Goat Throne has recently dropped a new 7 track album! How many Goats could or are possibly dancing on the metaphorical play head of this new record?
Goats: We reckon about 666.
Is the Goat Throne a sit spot for a specific Goat or all Goats? Are we creating a Goat hierarchy here?
Goats: We are definitely trying to bring about Goat-Apocalypse now. We need equality for all Goats, and no more people.
How many Goats could a Goat Throne throne if a Goat Throne could throne Goats?
Goats: Again, 666.
What is the composition, texture and taste of the Goat Throne? Also is it water resistant?
Goats: The throne exists in the heart of all Goats, so the texture is that of meat. (Soy/Seitan).
Is the Blood Goat a good boy/girl?
Goats: That question is redundant.
After World War 3 will Goats repopulate earth as the dominant species or do you think they will also go extinct?
Goats: We feel that world war 3 will be driven by Goats to reclaim their dominion over the earth. So Goats will win, and then we’ll get drunk.
Have you all considered having an album launch were you just play to Goats and all other humans are banned from attending?
Goats: By entering the perimeter line of any Goat Throne show you automatically reclassify as a Goat. So all our shows are to Goats only. It’s not segregation, it’s trans-speciesism.
Questions by: Shaun
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